MULTIPLE WITNESSES ACCUSE UNCLE TOBY OF WALKING WITHOUT MOVING HIS ARMS

Three-year-old Aisha, her older sister Nadira, and a neighborhood boy of undetermined age who was going around calling himself Bill reported that on several occasions today they had seen Uncle Toby walking without moving his arms.

‘Why does he WALK like that,’ sneered Nadira.

‘Yeah, he looks like a total dork,’ said so-called Bill.

When some adults tried to explain to the children that Uncle Toby WAS a total dork, they were vehemently pooh-poohed.

‘THAT’S no excuse,’ exclaimed Aisha.

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