17 July 2021
So the three-time Truman Capote Award for Literary Criticism winner, Harvard Professor Emeritus jackass was volunteering at a Peoria Children’s Fund charity picnic, that does not absolve him of these awful shorts, or his atrocious monograph Gulliver S. Gulliver and the Rape of Verse.
(He is standing on the left in the picture, under the white tent. Our photographer was unable to get any closer without being seen.)
The Gorko will continue to provide updates on Markenbaldi’s truly garish fashion choices until he drops dead.
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