WHAT YOUR NEW LOG CABIN NEEDS IS A RIFLE SLOT

I mean seriously, when they come for you you don’t want to wait for them to bust down the door, by that time it is really too late.

You need to take the game to them. Pick them off from the safety of your own home as they come over the crest there. The sightline is fantastic, especially at dawn. You’ll be able to knock them down like ten-pins.

Yeah just give me that drill. You’ll want about thirty of these suckers.

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