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Month: September 2021
1 IN 1 PEOPLE AGREE ‘BARN DANCE WITH ROY ROGERS AND TRIGGER’ TOP MUSICAL ACT AT ILLINOIS STATE FAIR THIS YEAR
Lorena won a complimentary corndog for her participation.
FINALLY, PICASSO FOR DUMMIES: IT’S A PICTURE OF A COW
Uncle Toby cut through the bullshit earlier this afternoon at the family picnic when he explained to a group of cousins standing dubiously in front of a Picasso print of the famous ‘Hands with flowers’ […]
PHOTO EXHIBIT CHALLENGES STEREOTYPES BY PUTTING REDNECK TRASH IN ‘FANCY-ASS’ SETTINGS
The latest project by local self-dubbed ‘renusauce’ chef-artiste Flakko B. has met with mixed reviews, including undisguised disdain from certain elements of the Peorian hoity-toity (Rupert). The project claims to break from traditional midwestern stereotypes […]
CROWD CLAMS UP – POLICE RAID NEW SEAFOOD SPEAKEASY
Ummm….AOO told me this joke was so bad I was not allowed to talk again. Ever. In a city-wide dragnet, police raided at least 10 seafood speakeasies in which customers have been free to buy […]
TURNS OUT THE DEVIL IS FINE WITHOUT HIS DUE, HE WANTS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHET
Negotiations with the Prince of Darkness took a strange and possibly fatal turn this week, as Satan and his dark angels rejected the plan you had spent the past month hammering out to get him […]
WE LINED UP ALL OUR PENS AND THEY STRETCHED FROM NEBRASKA TO HAWAII
Happy Monday. Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash
WORDS OF LOVE SOFT AND TENDER WON’T WIN A GIRL’S HEART ANYMORE
Sources have confirmed that words of love, soft and tender, will NOT win a girl’s heart anymore. ‘If you love her,’ local twenty-something Olivia told reporters at The Roadhouse, ‘then you must send her somewhere […]