I’ll bet you can’t use the word ‘nipple’ in a sentence while at the same time crossing Niagara Falls on a highwire, balancing pole or otherwise. You just aren’t that good with words. I bet […]
Month: November 2021
SHE MET HIM AT THE AQUARIUM. THIS IS WHERE THEY WENT NEXT
She met him at the aquarium. This was a planned meeting that they had set up beforehand on WhatsApp. They had known each other for 3 years and had been dating seriously for 2. This […]
INSTEAD OF ‘THE DIE HAS BEEN CAST’ WE ARE GOING TO START SAYING SOMETHING ELSE
It is time to stand up for language, people, and we are going to start by eliminating a number of old-fashioned, dippy-sounding phrases from everyday parlance. THE DIE HAS BEEN CAST First up is ‘the […]
BAD EGG BUT GOOD BACON
Rumor has it the local Pancake House out past Menards has been serving their eggs sunny side up to customers who specifically order them over easy. ‘This is a travesty and has to be addressed,’ […]
The Lemondrop Dream Blog: When Life’s A Lemon
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly (@LemonReilly), Life Doctor, Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Homeopath with offices in both Reno and Mexico City. BAD LOSER I love sports but when my teams lose I lose, […]
3 THINGS YOU ARE PROBABLY GETTING WRONG WHEN YOU WALK IN THE FOREST
Everyone loves a good stroll in the forest, but did you know that as you are walking in nature you are probably making one of 3 fundamental mistakes? Let’s review them together. 1. NO BREADCRUMBS […]
OH NO LOST IN THE VALLEY OF THE CACTUS AGAIN
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