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Month: December 2021
POETRY SOCIETY TO HEAR SHORT POEMS READ
by Tark Mackintosh Peoria’s own Poetry Society announced this morning that, in addition to the title billing of known poets Miss Mary Mackryll and others, it would open its monthly doors for the first time […]
WE ASKED 6 TEENAGERS TO DEFINE ‘WOLF’ AND HERE ARE THEIR ANSWERS
We asked 6 local teenagers to define ‘wolf’ and here are their answers! TOBY’S FRIEND: ‘It’s like a hm, like a coyote or something. It’s a dog.’ JILL: ‘It’s when you eat something really fast […]
Book Excerpt: ‘A Christmas At 10 Downing Street’ by Jasmine Kennedy
Tis the season of holiday cheer, and Mitchell Kennedy is getting in the spirit, this time writing under the pseudonym of Jasmine. We only wish he would take off that ladies tracksuit he bought at […]
BALLS: WHEN IS IT SAFE TO TOUCH THEM?
It is the old dilemma: you’ve got balls, they feel nice to touch, but you are just not sure when it is safe to touch them. Here is the definitive guide to safely touching your […]
PAIR OF FREAKS ORDER SAME THING OFF MENU
Reports have been coming in about a pair of freaks who both ordered the same thing for dinner over at Chu Wei’s Fine Chinese. ‘I’ll have the kung pao chicken,’ said the first freak. The […]
OF COURSE MARTIN LUTHER IS DEAD, HE WAS BORN IN 1483
Of course Martin Luther is dead, he was born in 1483! Duh. YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW MITCHELL KENNEDY?
TAKE THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT! 1. What is MK’s favorite flavor of bread? white whole wheat rye raisin 2. What is MK’s favorite movie? Forrest Gump Star Trek III: The Search For Spock Star […]
NEWLY SINGLE? 6 BREAKFAST CEREALS YOU COULD PROBABLY MANAGE TO GAG DOWN BEFORE WORK
They have left you again because you are a selfish, thoughtless excuse of a human being and just lie there instead of doing yoga before dawn. But you still have to pay the rent, so […]
The Theme of the Week is Homemade Eggnog
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme, just in time for the holidays, is Homemade Eggnog. Many poets forget about the real meaning of Christmas while […]
THE EMPEROR’S NEW CAR
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