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Month: December 2021
POPE FINALLY MEETS TOM BRADY
Gushing to reporters in the locker room after Sunday’s Prego Tom Brady event in the Stadio Olimpico in Rome, Italy’s first live American football event that featured a faceoff between the G.O.A.T.’s own Tampa Bay […]
WHY EVERYONE YOU KNOW PROBABLY EATS CHEEZ WHIZ BY SPRAYING IT RIGHT INTO THEIR MOUTHS
There is no new way of eating Cheez Whiz, the nasty pastuerized processed cheese product from Kraft Foods, but you know the old way: shake that bottle, then spray it directly into your mouth until […]
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I thought this guy was like the protagonist but I was clearly mistaken: he just bought a fresh baguette and is carrying it back to his studio apartment somewhere up a long stone staircase, they […]
The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Fat and Skinny Cows
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly (@LemonReilly), Life Doctor, Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Homeopath with offices in both Reno and Mexico City. FAIRY LANGUAGE FIEND Last night I was speaking a strange and wonderful […]
THINGS WE ARE JUST LEAVING IN THE BOX UNTIL THE NEXT DIVORCE
You know how it goes after every divorce, you have to get your things and put them in boxes and move them to a shabby little apartment across town until you can find another life […]
REAL-LIFE VIGILANTES: WE TOOK THESE PEOPLE’S DOG AWAY
Sometimes enough is enough, and we mean buying a puppy for your eight-year-old, doing absolutely nothing for a calendar year to train it, and then tying it to a doghouse on your roof after it […]
GET IT TOGETHER: THIRD WHEEL RICKETY AND WOODEN LIKE THIS IS SOME KIND OF OREGON TRAIL COVERED WAGON
When we invited Toby along for the weekend we did not expect this kind of third wheel situation. Well we knew it might be a little bit awkward, especially if we had to get it […]
Book Excerpt: ‘Taffy Blonde: From Russia With A Makarov’ by Ian Mitchell
The 003RD book in the IAN MITCHELL SERIES. It is no mistake that Mitchell has been checking out stacks of Ian Fleming novels from the library under an assumed name. He is now calling himself […]
