This man, Franklin Balboa Grifteba of Kenessee, Florida, has decided to let all of the bad vibrations, worries, and regrets in his life simply melt away. He listened to his heart, forgave the people who […]
Month: February 2022
Classic Gorko: OREO BOMB
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UNCLE TOBY MEANT TO GET BASKETBALL STUCK IN RIM, HE ALWAYS TRIES TO DO THAT
Reporting on the situation unfolding in the Peoria suburb driveway, local child Nadira told The Gorko that Uncle Toby said of course he meant to get the basketball stuck in the rim because he always […]
NASTY: WATCH THESE 7 PEOPLE DO THE NASTY
The rumors have not been exaggerated: people are out there doing the nasty like never before. Here are some local folks caught on camera doing the nasty. Photo by Clem Onojeghuo on UnsplashPhoto by Scott […]
DARK CARAMEL DOUBLE MOCHA MACCHIATA VANILLA LATTE EXPRESS: NOT LEGAL IN SLOVAKIA
The dark caramel double mocha macchiata vanilla latte express has been banned in Slovakia for unfathomable reasons, reports Gorko correspondent Fishy Wishy. IF I DON’T GET MY DARK CARAMEL DOUBLE EM VANIMALLA LATTE EXPRESS I […]
NEIGHBORS’ NEW DOG PETEY WON’T PLAY FETCH
Local sources have confirmed that the neighbors’ new dog Petey, a black shorthair, refuses to fetch balls or sticks and basically just stands there and blinks. ‘There is definitely somethin wrong with that dog,’ muttered […]
AND SOMETIMES ON FULL MOON NIGHTS A DISEMBODIED HOOP WOULD BE SEEN FLOATING ACROSS THE ENCHANTED SKY
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