TWO BOTTLES OF MALBEC
Two bottles of malbec
Versus 48 beers last night
Did much to remedy the Richter Scale
And the destruction of galaxies
Innocent and unaware
Of the catastrophe
That i in the past
Have been architect
Nothing deeper or more profound
Than bathroom happenings
We are referring to
Surf report for the new year?
I hope better than one week last July
Which, was of course, superb and inspiring
The few days that it was this year
Dial up V to ask his opinion
…picks up on first ring
Me: Dai Monstro!
V: Dale Pellegrino!
Me: e ai? Ta rolando um surf animal?
V: venha seu porra!
Me: ja to indo
V: demorou! Tem altas. Venha pra casa, Peligrosito. Come home muddafucka!
When we hung up
I talked to other floating things
I got lost
When i lost it
So atrocious i found it. Well, sloppy. Falling off the couch. First date. Never been here before?
Gonna choke on your own vomit?
All was collected. All was blessed, pardoned, forgiven by only it
Sick of this discussion every minute
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WHO IS CAPTAIN B?
Captain B. Seafarer. Lover of shore leave. Collector of heads. Disseminator of tales. Twitter: @NPeligeiro