They woke me up way too early
And to fumigate
I thought it was me
The biggest pest
Month: April 2022
HIS LOVE FOR HER COULD FILL A SPERM BANK TEST TUBE. HE CHOSE TO EXPRESS IT DIFFERENTLY
Here is what he wrote: Roses are greenViolets are blueMy love for you could fill a well, uh, the seaInstead I got these for you. Questionably metrically? Yes. Factually dubious? Clearly. The right thing to […]
SOBRIETY TESTS FOR BABIES ANGER LOCAL DRIVERS
‘People are making it look as though they are suddenly following the rules out there, but things as usual are not as they appear.’
The Theme of the Week is Fingernails Down A Chalkboard
Many poets like to have people’s attention all of the time, but short of carrying a wine glass and salad fork around with you everywhere, how can it be gotten?
5 LITTLE-KNOWN HERBS THAT ARE ALSO GoT SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
Tarragon Tarragon, a perennial herb in the marigold family and used in French cuisine with vinegar to flavor salmon or beef, is also known as the Spriggy Lord of Cape Kraken in Westeros. Marjoram Marjoram, […]
Cartoon by Jesse Hilson: MEANWHILE ON THE NATURE CHANNEL
MEANWHILE ON THE NATURE CHANNEL BY JESSE HILSON ABOUT THE artist Jesse Hilson is a newspaper reporter and cartoonist living in the Catskills in New York State. His writing has appeared in publications like Maudlin […]
Captain B: 2 New Poems
When they learned i could conjure it
They prowled around with interest
WHY YOU SHOULD QUIT VAPING AND START SMOKING REAL CIGARETTES YOU GODDAMN COWARD
Lizette Roman-Johnston TW (multiple fucking ones): God, goddamn, goddamn jackass (lol), sucking on, Marlboros, wanna, Mary Jo, Buck You’ve seen the anti-vaping PSAs. God knows I have, considering they’re always interrupting my cop shows on […]
IT *IS* IN THE DICTIONARY
I told you, Uncle Toby. Look! It’s right here. Photo by Ben White on Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO COOKS: SOUPS THAT TASTE LIKE SANDWICHES
Do you love sandwiches but hate taking the time between bites to actually chew them? Does the hard crust of the home-baked sourdough sometimes cut into your gums, causing pain that lasts for more than […]