When’s recess?
Girls probably don’t know
Unless told
By a brother or a friend
Hey, now, calm down
No doubt i don’t know
And could be told many things
Education, yes please, and supersize it
Anyway
Of the boys in grade school
Maybe in kindergarten it wasn’t too frowned upon
Perhaps in first grade it was still only testing the limits
But by second grade, if you walked into the bathroom
And there at the urinal was the kid who sat in the front row
Closest to the teacher (always aid in circling it around the big ear
Back through the hole. Double knot. Forget it.)
With pants and Scooby Doo underoos down around the ankles
Bare ass grinnin
You’d usually know who
To throw at first
In dodgeball
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