When a person say me puts out serious money for their own birthday just so those close to them, let us say in this case you and Toby, can look good on the most important […]

When a person say me puts out serious money for their own birthday just so those close to them, let us say in this case you and Toby, can look good on the most important […]
This clumsy boy broke the entire internet earlier this morning. It has taken experts more than three hours to get us back online. The boy’s name is Joseph, he is from East Peoria, and he […]
How can we be sure that pets are dead, and not traveling?
Somehow this stupid baby just KNEW you would choke on your orange juice and spray it all over the waffles. Little son of a gun. Photo by Jason Sung on Unsplash
Unfortunately for Lenny, times have not changed all that much in forty years.
You get violent with the police
You know who gets the final say
—Bureaucrat Smiles— A bureaucrat has forty-one smiles,each one a subtle dishonesty-like the smile that says you aren’t getting what you want today, even though you brought all the necessary documents, or the one that expects […]
SIMON: I surely would rather be a hammer than a nail.
GARFUNKLE: Yes, I would too. If I only could.
Josie’s on a vacation far away so come on over and talk it over. There are a lot of things I want to talk to you about, for example how I like my girls a […]
Portrait of Gorko staff psychiatrist Lemon Reilly, compliments of Jen of MoronicArts.com. We asked Jen to provide their impressions of Lemon, the guru and truth seeker. They are printed below. LEMON REILLY Lemon has a […]
In an attempt to improve her street-register Spanish, hoping to inject her A1-level vocabulary with a robust array of synonyms for amor, yo ir contigo, and cerveza, Sheila F. enrolled in the brand new mastercourse […]