The fiercesome Tyrannosaurus Ex then made its way across the southern part of the city, sowing destruction, death, and wild panic as it recklessly smashed vehicles and gobbled up the elderly.
Month: August 2022
‘L, the hero of my day’ by Captain B
I don’t think L was one of those YMCA monks there for the towel snapping.
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY
Some lessons are harder than others, but today’s lesson is just plain unfun. Take a second to think over today’s line of wisdom. SEE MORE UNFUN LESSONS HERE Photo by Yogendra Singh on Unsplash you may also like…
3 LOCAL SHOPS WHERE YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON ‘KLEPTOMANIA FOR DUMBELLS’
Again not technically a shop, but we are not sure that Toby still has Kleptomania For Dumbbells but he definitely stashes the books he steals from Dave’s Bookmobile in his basement.
I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN THE RAIN
So my question for you is, what I really want to know is have you ever seen the rain?
Poem by Oliver Baer
with timing, finesse and… and…
Oh, what the hell…
GORKO BIGFOOT SPECIAL PLANNED FOR OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS OPEN
We are looking for articles, stories, poetry, cartoons, or whatever about Bigfoot, Yeti, Wildman, Wood Ape, Iceman, Skunk Ape, Grassman, Wendigo, Hairy Man, Cripplefoot or other bigfeet / bigfoots.
Stomping puddles by Captain B
Ain’t smoked one with the Leper Keeper / For some moons
The Theme of the Week is The Glass Is Half Empty
You have to go through half air to get to the good part because The Glass Is Half Empty.
INCONCEIVABLE! 3 WORDS THAT PROBABLY DON’T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK THEY MEAN
A radish is in fact a small, round, purple root vegetable normally found accompanying tacos al pastor in Mexican street food.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE, SAYS UNCLE TOBY’S PERSONALS AD
Local child reporter Nadira has noted in the latest issue of her celebrated newsletter The Nadira Nose that Uncle Toby is still putting out ads in the local Personals section of Illinois’ own Peoria Pied […]
THIS MAN WAS CALLED LATE TO DINNER AND MISSED IT
Local 30-something Charlie Bowz was called late to dinner this past Tuesday and completely missed it. Apparently his ravenous family had eaten all of the T-bone steak, potatoes, asparagus with lime-mint dressing, and freshly baked […]