So you just got that coveted promotion and have been regaled across timezones by coworkers you have never met or smelled, and others you most definitely have. You are extremely popular right now, feeling sexy, […]
Larry’s cannibal friends began taunting him from the trailer out back where they have squatted, asking him if he was a cannibal or a ‘cantible’, and encouraging him to dismember the pizza boy and eat his brain.
YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
If none of this makes any sense, do not worry, because trust me you are NOT alone. Ampersat Todd was yipping mournfully before he had even finished licking the chili off my tie.
When i sized up those carrying the swords and bows
I knew right then
What i’d waited for
Some lessons are harder than others, but today’s lessons is just plain unfun. We are not preaching. No one is forcing you to live a better life. All we ask is that you take a […]
they never told you to your face. / You’re a roadside distraction.
IDK might go to the opera later.
So everyone but Americans and Mexicans can go to Chad?
Some lessons are harder than others, and even though today’s lessons is unfun, it might be worth your while to think over today’s line of wisdom. you may also like…
‘Do you think there are piranhas in this swamp?’ asked Flicker Mahomes with a shiver, adjusting her army surplus backpack on her bony white shoulders and checking the safety on her rifle.
Echoes in the flexible chamber
The moveable feast
Expands and contracts