HE SAID IN DESPAIR
You have to go through half air to get to the good part because The Glass Is Half Empty.
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Larry’s cannibal friends began taunting him from the trailer out back where they have squatted, asking him if he was a cannibal or a ‘cantible’, and encouraging him to dismember the pizza boy and eat his brain.
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If none of this makes any sense, do not worry, because trust me you are NOT alone. Ampersat Todd was yipping mournfully before he had even finished licking the chili off my tie.
When i sized up those carrying the swords and bows
I knew right then
What i’d waited for