Sat in a park bench Saturday again, is it?
Month: October 2022
MEET AHMAD RAHIJA, 26 YEARS OLD, SYRIAN REFUGEE, EX-YRG TACTICAL SECURITY TRAINER, MY RACQUETBALL PARTNER AND ALL-AROUND GREAT GUY
He is my racquetball partner, makes amazing falafel, and is an all-around dependable, great guy.
THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL
We saw them, they exist.
GORKO FUN FACK FOR TODAY
Finding Facks For Friends Is Fun
Jonas Reads About Bigfoot from ‘The Totally Ninja Raccoons’
Jonas reads the about the cryptid section in ‘The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet Bigfoot’.
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: IF ‘THE TAXI DRIVER’S WIFE’ WERE A COMEDY I WOULD HAVE CRIED INTO MY POPCORN
I did not like this movie and would never recommend it to anyone I consider a friend.
‘Plans for repose’ by Captain B
a long journey and campaign
this year
i was bearing gifts
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: ROBIN LAID AN EGG
Some lessons are harder than others, and although today’s lesson is pretty unfun, it might just end up saving your life someday. you may also like…
3 FAMOUS CELEBRITIES WHO NEVER SECRETLY FANTASIZE ABOUT YOU BURSTING FROM A CAKE ON THEIR BIRTHDAY YACHT
Sometimes it can be downright boring when you stop to think about how many famous celebrities, including movie stars, singers, dancers, athletes, barnstorming pilots, globetrotting chefs and royal pinups secretly fantasize about you bursting from […]
HEY WE WROTE ‘EVACUATED THE HOUSE’ AND NO ONE THOUGHT WE MEANT ‘SHIT THE BED’
Hey look everyone, we wrote PEORIA FAMILY FORCED TO EVACUATE HOUSE and not a single person scribbled a mean note to The Gorko to complain that they assumed the family had probably shit bricks.
RUNAWAY HOSPITAL GUERNEY STATS AT TWO-YEAR HIGH IN ILLINOIS
It is no secret that Peoria has a problem with runaway guerneys. During the first quarter of 2022 the number of out-of-control hospital beds more than tripled in our sleepy Illinois town. What is causing […]
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: NOT THE SINGING, DANCING TYPE
Some lessons are harder than others, and today’s lesson is just plain unfun. But it might just save your life someday. Photo by Jerad Hill on Unsplash you may also like…