and we melt together
at this yearly party
this ancient yearling party
year after year, from now
until the last syllable of
recorded time…
Month: October 2022
WHAT IS THIS TREE THINKING? 3 SCIENTIFICALLY VERIFIABLE ANSWERS
We have all seen this tree many times on our walk up the mountain, and would probably even identify it in a police lineup if we were called upon to do so, but beneath its […]
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: RADDY IS NOT REALLY GORKO EIC
Some lessons are harder than others, and today’s lessons is just plain unfun. But it might just save your life someday. you may also like…
WHEN CATS GO BATS: HOW TO SURVIVE A MOUNTAIN LION ATTACK
Throw yourself onto the ground, roll tightly into a ball, making sure your “yummy chicken fingers” cover the base of your skull.
TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY: WHO GAVE A BABY THIS DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
A cool but sunny early fall afternoon in West Peoria. Birds were chirping, cyclists and joggers were out in abundance, and it seemed as if everyone had a smile on their face except Gorko reporter Lil Smockinger.
Book Excerpt: ‘The Hatless Horseman’ by Koontz Kennedy
The gala of goblins and ghouls is nigh, and our movie reviewer and subleaser Mitchell Kennedy is getting into the spirit.
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: TOMATOES ARE LIARS
Some lessons are harder than others. Some lessons are just plain unfun. But today’s lesson just might save your life. Photo by Elton Harding at flickr.com you may also like…
THIS MAGPIE PIE IS REDUNDANT
Excuse me, waiter, yes you. Come here please. Is this your menu? Yes, yes it is. Well what does this say here, is this a magpie? No, oh, oh ho ho, I see, so you […]
KNOWING WHEN TO QUIT: I BROKE MY SELF-DEFENSE INSTRUCTOR’S JAW IN THE FIRST CLASS AND KNEW I WAS STREET READY
Sometimes you win even when you aren’t trying all that hard. This week I broke my self-defense instructor’s jaw with a little move I put on her in the very first class, and I knew […]
3 REASONS TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND MAKE TURKISH FOOD FOR ME WHILE I SIT ON THE COUCH
Even the most hardboiled detective would weep to taste your savory meat durum.
3 Poems by Lynn White
It’s been a long flight. /
I’m pleased you made a safe landing /
and now I’m coming down to join you.