THE GORKO GAZETTE’S 1994 COLLECTION OF ALL – MERRY CHRISTMAS (Just kidding)
Month: December 2022
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: THIS JUICE CONTAINS LESS THAN 1% VODKA
Some lessons are harder than others, and although today’s lesson is pretty unfun, it just might save your life. Photo by Greg Rosenke on Unsplash you may also like…
‘save the man’ by Captain B
part II: my octopus lover
The Theme of the Week is Fudge Fanny On Floor Four
‘The basement is too far to go for Fudge Fanny’s fudge,’ read the famous memo.
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: STRAIGHT TALK FROM EMILY DICKINSON
Some lessons are harder than others, and although today’s lesson is pretty unfun, it just might save your life. you may also like…
FOUND: AN 8,500 YEAR OLD CAVE PAINTING OF YOUR MOM HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK
Yo mama was informed of the amazing find but declined to comment for this article.
SHOULD PARENTS TAKE BABIES TO MARS? THIS NEW STUDY MAY SURPRISE YOU
‘Yes it is a barren, inhospitable environment for babies,’ she concluded, ‘but I say parents should go for it.’
TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NOHMAN HABIB
‘Time and tide wait for Nohman Habib,’ he told The Gorko grimly. ‘For Nohman Habib, they wait.’
2 poems by Adora Williams
Regardless, this (.), it is still a dot
Unless it decides not to be anymore
Unless it decides to become a line
To call itself a line
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: ‘Gas Onion: Into The Nebula’
This is not a movie I would recommend strongly to parents of young children due to its use of strong language.
3 GREAT GIFTS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE PLAYED GOD WITH YOUR LIFE
Here are 3 great gift ideas for people who treated you like Job.