Month: January 2023

Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 20, 20236:51 am

THE BRITISH MAN WHO IS SAVING ALL OF HIS USED FLOSS

Brian replied that he was just a humble citizen, doing what anyone else in his shoes would do if they could.

Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 19, 20236:46 am

SURPRISING: THIS MAN TOOK YOUR BOTTLE OF GINGER ALE AND DRANK IT IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP HIM

In a surprising development, this guy you had never even seen in your life came up to you at the park, took your cold ginger ale, and guzzled it down in front of you while […]

Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 18, 20237:00 am

PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 1 (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)

ENTER THE GORKO CAPTION CONTEST FOR THIS IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Photo by Arnaud_Martinez […]

Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 16, 20238:40 am

WHAT CONSTITUTES A JALOPY? THE GORKO ASKS 3 LOCAL TEENS TO EXPLAIN

They surprised me behind the gym and jalopied me all the way to next Tuesday.

Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 15, 20238:59 am

2023 GORKO CAPTION CONTEST: ENTER TO WIN BIG KUDOS!

Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month.

Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 14, 20236:44 am

FIND OUT WHAT THESE 3 CELEBRITIES SMELL LIKE

The model and host of television’s Bam Bam Bambi reportedly smells like roses, in AND out of the bathroom!

Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 13, 20236:35 am

WHERE IS THE GODD#$* PICKLE FORK

We have got to find the pickle fork or this is just going to be a disaster.

Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 12, 20239:22 am

ON THIS DAY IN 1897: YOU WERE BORN MAEVE O’SULLIVAN TO CONNOR AND AISLING O’SULLIVAN UNDER A PEAT ROOF IN BAWNAFINNY, IRELAND

‘Maeve Aisling is a very unusual case in that she remembers specific details from all parts of her former life.’

Poetry by thegorkogazetteJan 12, 20236:39 am

Interview with Adora Williams

It is funny, though, how those tough feelings on translation led me into learning English and I end up working with translation eventually. It works like some sort of closed loop.