Brian replied that he was just a humble citizen, doing what anyone else in his shoes would do if they could.
Month: January 2023
SURPRISING: THIS MAN TOOK YOUR BOTTLE OF GINGER ALE AND DRANK IT IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP HIM
In a surprising development, this guy you had never even seen in your life came up to you at the park, took your cold ginger ale, and guzzled it down in front of you while […]
PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 1 (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
ENTER THE GORKO CAPTION CONTEST FOR THIS IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Photo by Arnaud_Martinez […]
‘Ukiyo – end’ by Captain B
I know little but not enough to talk of the topknot magic except that Niko and her sister had cured and treated them for years.
WHAT CONSTITUTES A JALOPY? THE GORKO ASKS 3 LOCAL TEENS TO EXPLAIN
They surprised me behind the gym and jalopied me all the way to next Tuesday.
‘Ukiyo 7’ by Captain B
I filled the pot nice and stinky and steaming with all the waste and woe accumulated.
2023 GORKO CAPTION CONTEST: ENTER TO WIN BIG KUDOS!
Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month.
FIND OUT WHAT THESE 3 CELEBRITIES SMELL LIKE
The model and host of television’s Bam Bam Bambi reportedly smells like roses, in AND out of the bathroom!
WHERE IS THE GODD#$* PICKLE FORK
We have got to find the pickle fork or this is just going to be a disaster.
ON THIS DAY IN 1897: YOU WERE BORN MAEVE O’SULLIVAN TO CONNOR AND AISLING O’SULLIVAN UNDER A PEAT ROOF IN BAWNAFINNY, IRELAND
‘Maeve Aisling is a very unusual case in that she remembers specific details from all parts of her former life.’
Interview with Adora Williams
It is funny, though, how those tough feelings on translation led me into learning English and I end up working with translation eventually. It works like some sort of closed loop.
Upcoming Movie: ‘Forrest Grump’
Hold on there, Forrest Grump, because life is about to take an unexpected twist.