The synonym for black is every black coloured picture:
Raven, obsidian, onyx, charcoal
But a thing says no-thing about a colour
This makes no sense
Month: January 2023
WAIT SOMEONE GAVE ME AN UPSIDE-DOWN CUP
The cup in question will not hold any beer or water whatsoever. It is a useless object.
‘Whore Pigs’ by Captain B
OH LAWN CHAIR!!!!!
COMPUTER? COMPUTER! YES, BRING ME MY WARM CHICKEN NUGGETS AND DIPPING SAUCE IMMEDIATELY, AND HEAT THE SEAT FOR HER HIGHNESS
COMPUTER! HER HIGHNESS IS WAITING FOR YOU TO WARM HER SEAT. SHE IS DREADFULLY ANXIOUS TO ASCEND HER SEAT.
NOLCHA’S POOP SCOOP: DRUGSTORE REFUSES TO REFUND RETURNS
Police later confirmed that Wilma’s husband was dead.
SUBMISSION CALL: THE GORKO AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL
Send us your cheesy americana, cheese-related fake news, fiction, poems, pomes, art, or anything turophilic/turophobic and weird you think might fit at The Gorko.
WHY DO THE SLAVES ALWAYS LOOK SO WORRIED? OPINION BY PUNKIN
Life is pretty swell, to tell you the truth. The slaves adore me frequently and bring me both wet and dry cat food when I blink at them, but it amuses me the way they […]
TOURISTS IN PEORIA ARE BEHAVING BADLY THIS YEAR. FIND OUT WHY
Stay at home. Bolt the door. If possible, if there is still time, board up the windows.
WE TESTED THESE 3 NASA SPACE BEVERAGES WITH A SPLASH OF VODKA AND BLASTOFF
‘This is the orbital drink of the future,’ slurred an extremely content Jevill while twirling and slurping, slurping and twirling.
COVER REVEAL: MITCHELL KENNEDY’S FORTHCOMING ‘LOVE DOG’ NOVELS
Gorko Entertainment Editor Mitchell Kennedy has been BUU-SY! This time with a series of science fiction novels called ‘Love Dogs’. Read all about the first two books of the (planned) series below. BOOK 1: 1,286 […]
WHY IS THE PUMPKIN SQUEEZER LYING OUT ON THE TABLE, LITTLE JOEY IS GOING TO GO AFTER THE CAT AGAIN
I have told you about this again and again, and then we had the dry walk-through as well.
‘Silent Judgement’ by Amy Grech
Forced to wear a corporate noose,
His moral fiber quickly untethered.