‘When we began really looking into what really rock ‘n’ roll music is made of, on a molecular level, it was just donuts.’
Month: February 2023
IS YOUR PLANET BULGING? 3 TIPS TO FIRM UP YOUR CIRCUMFERENCE
Have you been looking at satellite images of your planet and noticing a bit of late Holocine bulging?Check out our 3 easy remedies for firming up a bulging circumference.
SO IT IS FEBRUARY WELL I’LL GO DOWN THEIR CHIMNEYS WHENEVER I DARN WELL FEEL LIKE IT
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The Theme of the Week is Ronnie And Sally Sittin In A Tree
JUST GOOD OLD-FASHIONED VANILLA-FLAVORED AMERICANA FOLKS
‘COUNTRY MUSIC?’ by Adam Van Winkle
Mom yelled and Daddy drank
Silver beers foul and foetid
PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 3
Tyger tyger burning bright
THE NEW MILLENNIAL LIBRARY FROM A TO Z
Challenged books for the K-12 set get the lion’s share of media attention, but what about books for emerging-to-Millennial adults?
WHAT IS THE REASON FOR RAISINS?
RAISINS ARE FOR MAKING SNOWMEN WITH, TO GIVE THEM SIGHT
ICYMI: ROI FAINÉANT INTERVIEW WITH GORKO EIC RADDY
People think that I am Captain B. I am not.
RACIST: THIS SHETLAND PONY WAS REFUSED ENTRANCE TO LOCAL CLUB FOR APPEARING UNDERAGED
‘They discriminated against me based on my breed.’
‘Daddy said i had to quit you’ by Captain B
While the bartender faithfully
Plays my list
Of essential
Rock’n roll
TRAGIC: THIS SHETLAND PONY WAS TOLD IT WAS TOO SHORT TO RIDE ON THE NEW DEATH PLUMMET ROLLER COASTER
‘It is just shocking to experience [this kind of discrimination] yourself.’