Finally settling the old argument, the proper spelling of the hot chili sauce known to many midwesterners as SIR RACHA was put beyond doubt this Thursday by local university undergrad Melissa F., to the chagrin […]
Author: thegorkogazette
ALL ABOARD STEPHEN KING’S ‘THE LANGOLIERS’
You awake on board transcontinental flight 703, L.A. to Boston with the distinct sense that something is very wrong, and you couldn’t be more correct.
SCIENTISTS DISCOVER CURE FOR HEARTBREAK
A South Korean research team has discovered the ultimate cure for heartache, announced their team leader Park Ahn-Jong Wednesday. ‘We were in the Mini Super with Joon-Woo, whose wife had just left him and taken […]
FOR MANY, NO WORD FOR IT BUT ‘SLURVY’
The latest Starbucks sweet cream cordial, the Slastix®, has been given a completely different moniker by the cream of Seattle youth. ‘We call it the Slurvy,’ said Cedrice Williams, a 16-year-old skater. ‘There is no […]
THE ELUSIVE JUNGLE SIRENS OF QUINTANA ROO
Beautiful, enshrined in mist and vines, and not always what you expect.
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN DEEPLY FULFILLING IMAGINATIVE LIVES EXCEPT STEVE
First there were the rumors, then firsthand reports from coworkers and family, but now finally after two years our suspicions have been confirmed.
LOCAL PEEWEE SOCCER BIG SIX TO FORM OWN SUPER LEAGUE
Mariana Newcomb, Chelsea Wilson, Savannah Diggs, Imani Keita, Ciara O’Hara, and new-mom-on-the-block Jean ‘Clavicle Puncher’ Hughes are among more than 35 local mothers who have agreed to join the new Peoria Super League, breaking off […]
Upcoming Movie: ‘The Fog of Dr. Parchisi’
The latest entry in the Dr. Parchisi canon, and we recommend this one. The good Doctor Parchisi, played again by the artist known as Tom, yes, with his authentically fiendish moustachios and strong scent of […]