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VEGETABLE SHORTAGE IN PEORIA? THESE LOCAL TEENS WATCH FEWER THAN 14 HOURS OF TV PER WEEK
‘Better start canning. The end is near.’
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Who doesn’t love a good mystery? by Captain B
The mysterious and curious case of Jacobo Grinberg was brought to my attention by an associate who loves a good mystery, especially a mysterious disappearance.
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DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
A lot of people make good money because they are good with words. De do do do, de da da da.
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Upcoming Movie: ‘Elvis’ starring Elvis of course
The iconic rocker beat out several hopefuls for the role, including Austin Butler and of course Nicholas Cage.
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BASIC SPANISH FOR YOUR TRIP ABROAD
Gracias – Yes Grace is in but she is probably in the bathroom
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POPE RULES OUT FISH AFTER JUST A QUICK PEEK AT MENU
While the Pope usually orders fish on Fridays, today apparently will be an exception.
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HOW HOT CAN A CAT GET?
DISCLAIMER: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS ARTICLE. YOU ARE THE SICK ONE, NOT US. Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
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NO GRIFF THE HOTDOG STAND IS THIS WAY
ENTER THE GORKO CAPTION CONTEST FOR THIS IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Photo by Arnaud_Martinez on istockphoto.com YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
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HUA HUA HUA! NEW STUDY SUGGESTS THAT FLOWERS ARE CHINESE
‘It seemed obvious so we did the research and, yep, the results were very conclusive.’
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THIS GUY’S NAME IS RHYS BUT HIS CAT GOT RUN OVER BY HIS EX-WIFE’S BOYFRIEND
IT WAS BRANDON I WILL KILLLLL HIMMMM
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