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MISTER BANANA GOT DISTRACTED AND LOST TO A TEAM FROM ATLANTA
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Falcons!
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WAR OF THE MEAT VASSALS DAY 3: MISTER CHATBOT DECLARES TOTAL VICTORY
Operation Meat Patty began just 3 days ago, with a total blitzkreig on all meat vassal positions.
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‘i once wrote a poem’ by Captain B
i remember the next day and having to watch Clean and Sober with Michael Keaton
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: The Last Tequila Sunrise?
‘Julia Frankenheimer-Fischer’ (not her real name) from Peoria writes…
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WHY DOES HOUSE HOLOGRAM HOLLY LOOK SAD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
What is Holly’s earliest memory?
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MISTER BANANA THROWS A PERFECT SPIRAL
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Bears!
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CAN THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY REALLY REPLACE INDOOR PLUMBING IN PEORIA?
When asked about the disposal process, Dr. F. simply pointed to his own newly installed Bucket Brigade Chute.
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MISTER BANANA VERSUS THE NEIGHBORS
My neighbors are the biggest assholes you have ever met.
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