Nijs hopes the new superpower will improve his goalkeeping skills and get his team, FC Tweeny, into the VFFC Cup with a shot at the somewhat prestigious Former Champions Cup to follow.
‘Thank you,’ said the ship, a Mainstream Cruiser named Jerry. Jerry had been in quarantine since last December, following a deadly outbreak of coronavirus among his crew and passengers. He plans to head home to […]
Three-year-old Aisha, her older sister Nadira, and a neighborhood boy of undetermined age who was going around calling himself Bill reported that on several occasions today they had seen Uncle Toby walking without moving his […]
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Turns out that the best-selling existentialist philosopher-poet Andrew S. Kuznetsov III, is just called Andy by his friends, sources reported Monday. ‘It is kind of a disappointment, to be frank,’ said JaMarcus, Mr. Kuznetsov’s new […]
In an attempt to reduce the length of Major League Baseball games, which in 2021 are running an average of 3.2 hours, MLB commish Jerky Tubbins Jr. has plans to introduce a new, more tightly […]
A recent study claims to have linked the symptoms of unrest to unhealthy levels of consumption of real-life news articles and TV.
Over the past two years, Sandra Benucchio of North Peoria has visited every country in the world except Slovakia (or was it Slovenia), she told Gorko reporters as they worked a weekend shift at the […]
The Running With Arnold Workout Program, designed by legendary fitness guru Arnold Shwartsinager, promises to keep you on your toes night and day.