The new Channel L’Shire foot cream promises more than just moist, sweet-smelling kickers — Channel executives claim you will go softly padding and virtually undetected in the woods after only two applications. ‘We wanted something […]
You awake on board transcontinental flight 703, L.A. to Boston with the distinct sense that something is very wrong, and you couldn’t be more correct.
The latest Starbucks sweet cream cordial, the Slastix®, has been given a completely different moniker by the cream of Seattle youth. ‘We call it the Slurvy,’ said Cedrice Williams, a 16-year-old skater. ‘There is no […]
A South Korean research team has discovered the ultimate cure for heartache, announced their team leader Park Ahn-Jong Wednesday. ‘We were in the Mini Super with Joon-Woo, whose wife had just left him and taken […]
First there were the rumors, then firsthand reports from coworkers and family, but now finally after two years our suspicions have been confirmed.
Beautiful, enshrined in mist and vines, and not always what you expect.
Mariana Newcomb, Chelsea Wilson, Savannah Diggs, Imani Keita, Ciara O’Hara, and new-mom-on-the-block Jean ‘Clavicle Puncher’ Hughes are among more than 35 local mothers who have agreed to join the new Peoria Super League, breaking off […]
What is soccer? Unlike our own sport, which you play by manipulating a stick and ball with your hands, contestants in this incredible new field game must use only their feet, thighs, and hips to […]