THIS MOVIE IS BASED ON THE TRUE STORY OF THE 2018 THAI CAVE RESCUE MISSION IN WHICH 12 KIDS AND A SOCCER COACH WERE TRAPPED IN A CAVE COMPLEX BY UNDERWORLD SPIRIT CREATURES
Category: Reviews
Upcoming Movie: ‘Forrest Grump’
Hold on there, Forrest Grump, because life is about to take an unexpected twist.
Screenplay Excerpt: ‘Too Bright For Christmas’ by Hallmark Mitchell
Hallmark Christmas Special season is upon us, and our Entertainment Editor and subleaser Mitchell Kennedy has been trying his hand at writing his own tearjerker.
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The Gorko Weekly Preview is the weekly newsletter distributed to hardcore Gorko fans via email every Monday.
Upcoming Movie: ‘The Loin King’
A hundred years of peace has ended with the arrival of a rival claimaint to Mufaza the Twelfth’s Loin Throne, Uncle One-Eyed Jack.
Jonas Reads About Bigfoot from ‘The Totally Ninja Raccoons’
Jonas reads the about the cryptid section in ‘The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet Bigfoot’.
Book Excerpt: ‘The Hatless Horseman’ by Koontz Kennedy
The gala of goblins and ghouls is nigh, and our movie reviewer and subleaser Mitchell Kennedy is getting into the spirit.
Upcoming Movie ‘Thor: Love and Chunder’
Thor must join forces with Pepto Abysmal to stop the bellyache and avert a cataclysmic chundering that threatens to clog the very oceans.
Book Excerpt: ‘Call Waiting: A Haunted Cell Phone Mystery’ by Mitch Jackson
No one in the world but Julie and Todd knew his secret nickname for her…
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: DON’T GO TO ‘ATAVAR 2’ FOR YOUR SEX WITH TAILS FIX
James Cameroon’s long-awaited sequel to Atavar 1, Atavar 2: Underwaterworld, which James sent me in the mail to my home address (unpublished), begging for a four-puppy or better review.
Upcoming Movie: ‘Two Friends On A Motorbike Crash and Only One Survives’
The latest Bollywood feel-good tearjerker is basically just the story of a man dealing with crippling guilt after he crashes his motorbike off a bridge with his best friend Babbar on the back.
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: WHO ARE THESE OSCAR FELLOWS
The words of Ampersat Lemon Reilly were blurry and the room where I was taking my bath (the master bath) began to spin.