The Lemondrop Dream Blog: The Lemon Palace
It is not uncommon for seekers to go through a phase of fear and doubt before accepting the existence of the Lemon Palace, or ‘Heaven’ as it is known in several religions.
STUNNING PAINTINGS TO HANG OVER YOUR DEPRESSING WINDOWS THIS WINTER
TweetSo your seasonal affective disorder will be pretty much about in full swing by the end of the month. Why not nip it in the bud today by covering the […]
BRRRR!!!
TweetI think I’ll take the open wagon to market today. Photo by Randy Fath on Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
WHY THEY DESIGNED YOUR APARTMENT BUILDING SO PEOPLE COULD LIVE IN THE WALLS
TweetYou have heard them in there, late at night, gibbering and squeaking, sometimes just breathing heavily. Why did they design this apartment building so little people could live in the […]
YUP, THERE SHE GOES
TweetEvery month around this time she goes into town to buy flour, onions, and pickling jars. If you don’t believe me just wait and see. Aha, yup, there she goes […]
HEARTBREAKING: LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR ROBOT
TweetIt was not enough for them to unplug, dismantle the head and arm couplings, and make off with our robot’s most precious appendages. They also wrapped our robot in a […]
INSTEAD OF ‘SWORDSMANSHIP’ WE ARE GOING TO START SAYING ‘CANTALOUPE’
TweetTHIS IS WHY WE ARE GOING TO STOP SAYING THE WORD SWORDSMANSHIP, EI! EI! SWORDSMANSHIP, CANTALOUPE, BOTH THREE SYLLABLLES, EI! SWORDSWOMENSHIP DOESN’T JUST ROLL OFF THE TONGUE AND THIS IS […]
THIS IS THE GUY IN CHARGE
TweetNo need for that stapler after all, Brenda, because look who just arrived. It’s the guy in charge. Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
WHEN WE WERE PETS: THEN AND NOW
TweetBut we used to get three square and were allowed to lie on the bed, Jeremiah Johnson!! What could be better than getting one’s tummy rubbed? Shut yer yapper, Caleb, […]
THIS IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED, SAYS UNCLE TOBY TO A POLAROID OF BARBARA, GESTURING TO HIS CAMERA
Tweet‘This is where you were conceived,’ Uncle Toby reportedly told a polaroid photograph he had taken of Barbara without her permission, showing the photo his camera. ‘He is so creepy,’ […]
ARE YOU A NATURAL VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN?
TweetDo you dress daily in a three-piece suit with a fluttering white ascot, frock coat and cane? Do you also wear elegant gloves and carry snuff in a silver box? […]
HAPPY NEW YEAR IF YOU MADE IT
HAPPY 2022!!!
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