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In a revealing new quick-guide to UK-based newspapers and tabloids for American readers, such beacons of the free press as The Irish Times and Edinburgh …

The horse has already made up its mind. …your move. Image by Dave Soldano at https://www.flickr.com/photos/davesoldano/52113199046/in/explore-2022-06-01/

Some lessons are harder than others. Some lessons are just plain unfun. We are not preaching. No one is forcing you to live a better, …

Here is The Gorko Gazette’s 2022 list of all the other things you want but can’t have.

#3: MIDWESTERN U.S. CASSEROLE-STYLE LASAGNA MADE WITH LO-FAT COTTAGE CHEESE AND SERVED ONTO PAPER PLATES

We are looking for articles, stories, poetry, cartoons, or whatever about Bigfoot, Yeti, Wildman, Wood Ape, Iceman, Skunk Ape, Grassman, Wendigo, Hairy Man, Cripplefoot or …

‘I sold my cell phone in 2014,’ confirmed Bunny from her hospital gurney.

If Fiona runs me again, I will knock her to the ground  But help her back up because that’s good sportsmanship

‘We do not know if you have ever seen a half-digested human corpse barfed back along with some oversized kibbles on somebody’s front lawn,’ they …

So your New Year Resolution was to cut down on carbs by introducing more plant-based snacks to your weekly routine, and The Gorko is here …