SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. IT WASN’T HER FIRST RUSSIAN SA3 BUFFER-AND-SCREW, AFTER ALL
TweetThere were doubters at first but she made believers of us all as she surveyed, mounted, and then uncoupled the Cherepanov steam locomotive from its multiple unit cargo cars with […]
HOT-TEMPERED SOUS CHEF FORCED TO WOK IT BACK
TweetLocal sous chef Wilson Rappaport, known to customers and coworkers alike to be emotionally volatile and prone to episodes of stomping and pasta-flinging, did the right thing this week after […]
Classic Gorko: The Advice Files
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She said that the retired couple were really quite relieved to be getting a break from Dwayne’s condescending attitude and long bathroom routines.
BRUSH UP ON YOUR FRENCH: HOW DO YOU SAY ‘MAC N CHEESE’ IN PARIS?
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EARTHQUAKE!
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CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK TO REJOIN THE CREW OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE FOR NACHOS AND BEER
TweetCaptain James Tiberius Kirk of Starfleet Command spoke to Earth earlier this week about his plans to rejoin the crew and officers of his illustrious Starship Enterprise for one final […]
RIGHT BEFORE JENNY FUCKING SNAPPED
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YOU KNOW THAT SCENE IN ‘PSYCHO’ I AM TALKING ABOUT
TweetYou mean the one where the guy stabs the girl to death with a butcher knife in the shower? Nooooo…come on man. That’s the only scene I remember from Psycho. […]
APRLE iRHONE 13: SO YOU WANT TO CARRY THIS UNLUCKY THING AROUND WITH YOU EVERYWHERE
Tweet Critics have been quick to pan the new Aprle iRhone 13, and the reason they have may surprise you. READ ON TO HEAR THE REASON Not for the lack […]
WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE IS TOBY
TweetReports circulating earlier this week that wherever you went, there was Toby have been confirmed by Gorko sources Nadira and Aisha. ‘We were in the grocery store the other day […]
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