HOW DO YOU SPELL VOILA?
What looks like a man’s name in French is probably just what we say VOILA.
PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 2
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IF YOU HAD ONLY ONE GLOVE WOULD YOU KEEP IT ON YOUR PERSON AS A GAUGE IN CASE YOU WERE CHALLENGED TO A DUEL?
If your impulse is to keep the glove on your person, you may be suffering…
IT IS 2023. DO YOU KNOW WHERE ELVIS IS?
Is Pope Francis in fact Elvis in disguise?
ORANGE YOU AMAZED? AMELIA MIRANDA SETS NEW TRANSATLANTIC RECORD (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
BREAKING NEWS CELEBRATED FLY LADY AMELIA MIRANDA SET A NEW TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT RECORD FOR BEING…
GOING TOE TO TOE WITH STEPHEN KING? THIS MAN NOT ONLY WROTE A SCARY BOOK, HIS FACE IS HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED
‘His ghastly face paralysis puts him in excellent company in the horror community.’
OH NO BRIAN IS A MINOTAUR
Creepy, Brian.
SATISFYING: DON MARKENBALDI FINALLY TRIPS OVER THE HAMMERS WE STREWED ACROSS HIS DRIVEWAY AND FALLS HARD ONTO THE RAKED GRAVEL WALK
Yes, there is blood, but reportedly the feared Don has already made his way inside…
MICKELIA EARHART SAYS THEY WILL NOT BE ENTERING THIS YEAR’S WOMEN’S TRANSCONTINENTAL AIR DERBY (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
BREAKING NEWS AIR AND ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ICON MICKELIA EARHART TOLD THE GORKO EARLIER TODAY…
FRIGHTENING! THIS TOURIST AND HER PAPER MAP
In a frightening new development, this local tourist is actually carrying around and consulting a…
THE BRITISH MAN WHO IS SAVING ALL OF HIS USED FLOSS
Brian replied that he was just a humble citizen, doing what anyone else in his…
SURPRISING: THIS MAN TOOK YOUR BOTTLE OF GINGER ALE AND DRANK IT IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP HIM
In a surprising development, this guy you had never even seen in your life came…
PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 1 (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
ENTER THE GORKO CAPTION CONTEST FOR THIS IMAGE Free to enter because we want you…
WHAT CONSTITUTES A JALOPY? THE GORKO ASKS 3 LOCAL TEENS TO EXPLAIN
They surprised me behind the gym and jalopied me all the way to next Tuesday.
2023 GORKO CAPTION CONTEST: ENTER TO WIN BIG KUDOS!
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FIND OUT WHAT THESE 3 CELEBRITIES SMELL LIKE
The model and host of television’s Bam Bam Bambi reportedly smells like roses, in AND…
WHERE IS THE GODD#$* PICKLE FORK
We have got to find the pickle fork or this is just going to be…
ON THIS DAY IN 1897: YOU WERE BORN MAEVE O’SULLIVAN TO CONNOR AND AISLING O’SULLIVAN UNDER A PEAT ROOF IN BAWNAFINNY, IRELAND
‘Maeve Aisling is a very unusual case in that she remembers specific details from all…
WAIT SOMEONE GAVE ME AN UPSIDE-DOWN CUP
The cup in question will not hold any beer or water whatsoever. It is a…
COMPUTER? COMPUTER! YES, BRING ME MY WARM CHICKEN NUGGETS AND DIPPING SAUCE IMMEDIATELY, AND HEAT THE SEAT FOR HER HIGHNESS
COMPUTER! HER HIGHNESS IS WAITING FOR YOU TO WARM HER SEAT. SHE IS DREADFULLY ANXIOUS…