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WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR WIENER ACCIDENTALLY SLIPS INTO THE FIRE
TweetSo it has happened again: you are standing at the bonfire with a person you are hoping to impress, wiener on stick, and the goldarn thing slips off into the fire, settling firmly into the ash…
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SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. IT WASN’T HER FIRST RUSSIAN SA3 BUFFER-AND-SCREW, AFTER ALL
TweetThere were doubters at first but she made believers of us all as she surveyed, mounted, and then uncoupled the Cherepanov steam locomotive from its multiple unit cargo cars with one deft movement of her fox…
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Mitch’s Movie Mash: MOVIE CRITIQUE DELITE
TweetOne of the great benefits of being a famous movie reviewer is that you don’t have to go to the movies! The movies come to you. Let’s see what this week’s mailbag has brought little Todd,…
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE IS TOBY
TweetReports circulating earlier this week that wherever you went, there was Toby have been confirmed by Gorko sources Nadira and Aisha. ‘We were in the grocery store the other day and, yep, there was Toby,’ Nadira…
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