‘Paean of the High Plains Drifter’ by Guy Duvet
SHOULD WE NEVER SPEAK WHAT WE SAY /
IN THREAT OF BRITTLE LOVE
WHOA IT IS EVEN BIGGER ON THE OTHER SCREEN, SAYS UNCLE TOBY, THIS IS AMAZING
‘Seriously, thanks for telling me about the internet,’ Uncle Toby said just now, slowly zooming in on a large pair of solid brass door knockers at Sears.com. ‘There is all kinds of neat stuff on […]
WHAT YOUR NEW LOG CABIN NEEDS IS A RIFLE SLOT
I mean seriously, when they come for you you don’t want to wait for them to bust down the door, by that time it is really too late. You need to take the game to […]
Mitchell’s MASH THAT FLICK™
Hi and welcome to Mitchell’s MASH THAT FLICK, in which I Mitchell Kennedy literally destroy a movie. Today I will destroy a newish movie out of Lithuania, of all places! The name: Fresh From Prison […]
THE NEW PLUMBER EVEN TAKES CREDIT CARDS
The new plumber is Andrew and he knows a lot more about life than just cleaning your pipes. He is an existential thinker and has even published pamphlets and given lectures. He says he has […]
Gorkoglyph 1.8
GORKO LOVE FEEDETH THE PEACHBEAST CARNIES
No. 37
One-panel cartoon No. 37 is a commemorative edition dedicated to a very special person. You may not read it unless that person says you may. What do you think the caption says?
GOOD GOLLY, THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EAR
I got another pair of clippers I usually use, these here are pretty rusty, which is why I was sitting in her with the drapes pulled when you started yer knockin. You can see for […]
MORE THAN 2.9 MILLION PEOPLE LEFT IN KANSAS AFTER TORNADOS RIP ACROSS STATE
After more than 8 tornados were sighted having touched down across the infamous Tornado Alley in southern Kansas this past weekend, statistics confirm that there are more than 2.9 million people still alive in the […]
