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The Gorko Gazette
KINDLE FIRE USED TO READ PART OF A BOOK
Three months after acquiring his new Kindle Fire 10″, the Amazon 1080p full-HD 64 GB octa-core processor color tablet, local middle-school teacher David Bowman said, ‘Alexa, stop,’ with a heavy sigh, and caused the built-in […]
Mitch’s Movie Mash: Shades of ‘Bridges of Madison County’ Genius
When Mother first told me about 50 Shades of Grey I thought I would never get past page 69 (ha-ha), but you’ll be surprised what a week with the in-laws will do to you. It’s […]
BUT IT DOESN’T TASTE LIKE KOOL-AID, MA
Local mother Juvenilda Roscoe has reportedly been trying to feed her children an exotic new flavor of Kool-Aid, which has led to suspicion, accusations, and threats in the Roscoe household. ‘It doesn’t taste like Kool-Aid,’ […]
The Theme of the Week is Buttermilk
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Buttermilk.
GAME OF THRONES: A PHOTO ESSAY
Fifedale Morrifer tending the lawns astride his steel charger at Stony Sept, spring 298 C.E.
WET T-SHIRT GHOST HUNTERS FOUND STRANGLED IN THEIR OWN BEADS
They knew it would not be easy. They suspected that it might be dangerous. But what they probably did not expect was to lose their lives hunting the wet t-shirt ghosts of old Cancún. When […]
STOP FRIENDING DEAD PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK TODAY: YOUR COMPLETE GUIDE
It is always embarrassing when you reconnect on Facebook after your six-month meditation camp in Tibet or Laos and with best of intentions begin to add people you knew from high school and university, and […]