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maybe none of the others
knew how to navigate those waters
maybe i’m the man
What looks like a man’s name in French is probably just what we say VOILA.
Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month.
If your impulse is to keep the glove on your person, you may be suffering from Acute Gauge Anxiety (AGA).
Is Pope Francis in fact Elvis in disguise?
i have peat eyes.
BREAKING NEWS CELEBRATED FLY LADY AMELIA MIRANDA SET A NEW TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT RECORD FOR BEING THE FIRST WOMAN TO FLY SOLO ACROSS THE ATLANTIC WHILE BALANCING A PILE OF FRUIT ON HER HEAD. ‘NOW WE’RE […]
‘His ghastly face paralysis puts him in excellent company in the horror community.’
Yes, there is blood, but reportedly the feared Don has already made his way inside the house so the extent of his injuries are yet to be confirmed.
BREAKING NEWS AIR AND ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ICON MICKELIA EARHART TOLD THE GORKO EARLIER TODAY VIA LONG-DISTANCE TELEPHONE THAT THEY HAVE DECIDED, AFTER CAREFUL DELIBERATION, NOT TO ENTER THIS YEAR’S WOMEN’S TRANSCONTINENTAL AIR DERBY, IN […]
In a frightening new development, this local tourist is actually carrying around and consulting a paper map. Horrifying! The Gorko‘s advice? Steer clear if you know what is good for you. Photo by Nick Seagrave […]