Category: CNF
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BEST OF THE GORKO 2025
The real gift of 2024 was the creative work submitted to this space by more than 100 contributors: humor, short fiction, CNF, poems, and more.
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Meat Lovers by Benjamin Drevlow
Armin Meiwes, sent to prison for killing and cannibalizing Berndt Brandes, a man from Berlin who had posted an ad on a cannibal website looking for a man to eat him alive.
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Kitchen Inconsequential Part 3: SPOONS by George Vincent
At the party Clara was on a pill, buzzing off her tits. I scranned the remaining half and it instantly went to my arse.
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Kitchen Inconsequential Part 2: POTWASH by George Vincent
Lee, who got me the trial shift, told me to dress in black, black top black jeans. It was a Friday night.
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Kitchen Inconsequential Part 1: BOUNCY CASTLES by George Vincent
The boating lake was probably the best place to work. Because it was located on the opposite side of the park to the bouncy castles, you were completely out of sight of BOSS.
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Perigo, the tell-all expat Bible: a collaboration of Colin Gee and Nate Belisle
Captain B and Serio narrate in scathing Facebook prose and verse their escape from cartel war-distressed Mexico, and further adventures.
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BEST OF THE GORKO 2024
The real gift of 2024 was the creative work submitted to this space by more than 75 contributors: humor, short fiction, CNF, poems, and more.
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The Gorko’s 2025 Pushcart Nominations
The Gorko’s Pushcart nominations are here! Read all six pieces here.
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THE GORKO’S 2025 BEST OF THE NET NOMINATIONS!
The Gorko’s 2025 BotN nominations are here! Read all eleven pieces here.
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AMELIA EARHART SPECIAL: SNEAK PREVIEW
Ameliasploitation, as defined by dictionaries, is a reaction by artists to the prompt Who was Amelia Earhart?
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AMELIA EARHART TEASER: AMELIASPLOITATION
Ameliasploitation, as defined by dictionaries, is a reaction by artists to the prompt Who was Amelia Earhart?
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THE GORKO’S 2023 BEST OF THE NET NOMINATIONS!
The Gorko’s 2023 BotN nominations are here! Read all eleven pieces here.
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SUBMISSION CALL: THE GORKO AMELIA EARHART SPECIAL
SEND US YOUR AMELIASPLOITATION THEORIES, POETRY, FICTION, COMICS, ART, AND OTHER
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HISTORY OF L’ETAT LAITIER -or- However You Say ‘Dairy State’ in French by Bruce Gee
As a kid, oleomargarine was more illegal in Wisconsin than weed, which had not yet been noticed by the legislature.



