LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSHOLE DON MARKENBALDI PROMISED YOU THE SKY, THEN DISAPPEARED FROM YOUR LIFE

Acclaimed literary critic and asshole Don Markenbaldi apparently is working on his third divorce, from what we can tell by reading his mail. You know how it goes with Don, because you were his first victim, back in 2005: promised the world, the sky and stars itself, fortune and fame in literary Middle Earth, you … Continue reading LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSHOLE DON MARKENBALDI PROMISED YOU THE SKY, THEN DISAPPEARED FROM YOUR LIFE