Acclaimed literary critic and asshole Don Markenbaldi apparently is working on his third divorce, from what we can tell by reading his mail. You know how it goes with Don, because you were his first victim, back in 2005: promised the world, the sky and stars itself, fortune and fame in literary Middle Earth, you were then knocked up and left at the altar to your own devices, an emotionally compromised, financially ruined (he took your camper) single mother in Peoria.
No Don, we do not forget.
Don Markenbaldi, if you are out there somewhere reading this, let it be known that we know you are a pig and a coward, and will never forgive what you said about our reading of Guy Duvet’s ‘Once, once upon a cuckoo’, particularly the bit about line 7, you son of a whore.
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