‘inversion’ by Theodore Wallbanger

the gorko’s MISSING! selection for 9-15 september

inversion

outward appearances spotlighted Ron as
a long-haired bearded soul riding the
stagnant rewind rails of yesteryear

cut your hair chants liquified upon touching
his flesh suit now like spent shocks drifting on a beater
karmic value points that were missing from
his haters when they needed redemption were
confidentially fulfilled by Ron who possessed
an abundant amount of organic perfection

morning commutes across metro lines
positioned Ronald within the bustling sea of
eyes that shielded electrified judgment factories
which ran full smoke forward
in public opinion pools concerning
proper hair lengths for men

Ron absorbed the heat from all existing
busybody chit-chat club members
while internally applying their
bark rage energy toward building
awareness for his Longhair corporation that engineers
hair donation drives for children suffering
with a myriad of afflictions


ABOUT THE ARTIST

Berthed from mischievous leprechauns near technicolor shadow lands surrounding Honah Lee, Theodore Wallbanger rides mysterious sparkle railcars bursting with crunchy cotton candy clouds dispatched from slippery erotic massage vixens who rage pillow laugh hourly within a splintered transportation module that screams along butterscotch wonder tracks forming vibrations for audiences across Sugar Hill Mountain.

Image generated on Magic Studio

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