Local mother Juvenilda Roscoe has reportedly been trying to feed her children an exotic new flavor of Kool-Aid, which has led to suspicion, accusations, and threats in the Roscoe household.
‘It doesn’t taste like Kool-Aid,’ whined eldest daughter Flumina, who was wearing her Sunday best. ‘Donneevenno what a ahsaee IS.’
The five children had been spaced around the living room in their matching black Nike tennis shoes, and despite the grumbling were obediently sipping the slightly bitter liquid from matching red plastic cups.
Their father had gone to play golf with Jesus the previous spring, Flumina confided to The Gorko.