Uncle Toby is not as up to date on his ‘street slang’ as he once thought, reports local child Nadira. ‘He busted us with a bong out behind the toolshed so we just told him […]
Category: Headlines
Book Excerpt: ‘Mitch: A Memoir’ by Mitchell Kennedy
Gorko movie reviewer Mitchell Kennedy strikes out into the world of nonfiction with his latest, an introspective whirlwind tour through the man’s own childhood and youth. What makes any of it compelling in any way […]
TERRIFYING! WATCH THIS WATER GO DOWN A DRAIN
Trigger warning: water, drains
POPE MAKES VEILED REFERENCE TO THAT THING THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN LAS VEGAS
Addressing a crowd of several thousand gathered in St. Peter’s Square this Wednesday, Pope Francis urged listeners to make better choices about healthcare, lamented living conditions in several poor Italian neighborhoods, condemned abortion, called on […]
Upcoming Movie: ‘The Mattress 3’
All is not as it seems in the Wegacha sisters’ much-anticipated sequel to the science fiction blockbuster franchise ‘The Mattress’ and ‘The Mattress Flipped’, now entering its 20th year and no less relevant for Generation […]
A PILE OF BEEF
Image by Justin Sullivan / Getty Images YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
SO THEY INVITED YOU TO A PARTY, HMM, WOULD YOU LOOK AT YOU
So they invited you to a party, hmm, well would you look at you, all dressed up and going to a party. They invited me to a party last year but I decided it was […]
Classic Gorko: IDIOT MEETING OTHER IDIOTS
YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
POETRY SOCIETY TO HAVE MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT
Microfilm archives plundered from https://cdnc.ucr.edu/. YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
YOU WILL LOVE THESE AMAZING 38-INGREDIENT, 18-STEP DESSERTS
Tired of simple, three-ingredient desserts you can just whip out without thinking after a hard day at the office? Well you aren’t alone. 1 in 1 people responded in a recent Gorko poll that they […]