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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 2
Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month.
IF YOU HAD ONLY ONE GLOVE WOULD YOU KEEP IT ON YOUR PERSON AS A GAUGE IN CASE YOU WERE CHALLENGED TO A DUEL?
If your impulse is to keep the glove on your person, you may be suffering from Acute Gauge Anxiety (AGA).
IT IS 2023. DO YOU KNOW WHERE ELVIS IS?
Is Pope Francis in fact Elvis in disguise?
ORANGE YOU AMAZED? AMELIA MIRANDA SETS NEW TRANSATLANTIC RECORD (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
BREAKING NEWS CELEBRATED FLY LADY AMELIA MIRANDA SET A NEW TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT RECORD FOR BEING THE FIRST WOMAN TO FLY SOLO ACROSS THE ATLANTIC WHILE BALANCING A PILE OF FRUIT ON HER HEAD. ‘NOW WE’RE […]
GOING TOE TO TOE WITH STEPHEN KING? THIS MAN NOT ONLY WROTE A SCARY BOOK, HIS FACE IS HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED
‘His ghastly face paralysis puts him in excellent company in the horror community.’
OH NO BRIAN IS A MINOTAUR
Creepy, Brian.
SATISFYING: DON MARKENBALDI FINALLY TRIPS OVER THE HAMMERS WE STREWED ACROSS HIS DRIVEWAY AND FALLS HARD ONTO THE RAKED GRAVEL WALK
Yes, there is blood, but reportedly the feared Don has already made his way inside the house so the extent of his injuries are yet to be confirmed.
MICKELIA EARHART SAYS THEY WILL NOT BE ENTERING THIS YEAR’S WOMEN’S TRANSCONTINENTAL AIR DERBY (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
BREAKING NEWS AIR AND ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ICON MICKELIA EARHART TOLD THE GORKO EARLIER TODAY VIA LONG-DISTANCE TELEPHONE THAT THEY HAVE DECIDED, AFTER CAREFUL DELIBERATION, NOT TO ENTER THIS YEAR’S WOMEN’S TRANSCONTINENTAL AIR DERBY, IN […]
FRIGHTENING! THIS TOURIST AND HER PAPER MAP
In a frightening new development, this local tourist is actually carrying around and consulting a paper map. Horrifying! The Gorko‘s advice? Steer clear if you know what is good for you. Photo by Nick Seagrave […]
THE BRITISH MAN WHO IS SAVING ALL OF HIS USED FLOSS
Brian replied that he was just a humble citizen, doing what anyone else in his shoes would do if they could.
SURPRISING: THIS MAN TOOK YOUR BOTTLE OF GINGER ALE AND DRANK IT IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP HIM
In a surprising development, this guy you had never even seen in your life came up to you at the park, took your cold ginger ale, and guzzled it down in front of you while […]