The fake sushi chefs WILL give chase, but simply dodge down the first flight of stairs and close the door riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight behind you.
Category: Headlines
HOW TO KNOW WHEN YOUR BREACH IS READY FOR THE CAVALRY
Is the breach in the enemy’s lines low enough for a mounted officer to leap over, or will he trip, tumble into the breach, and be vilely stuck with sharp lances?
WHY ARE YOU A BUS DRIVER?
Why didn’t you become a lawyer or a doctor instead? Something must have made you decide to start driving buses.
THAT’S RIGHT IT’S MUMMY MONDAY
Curse away, cuz today is Mummy Monday!
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY
Some lessons are harder than others, but today’s lesson is just plain unfun. Take a second to think over today’s line of wisdom. you may also like…
GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO REVEALS THE 3 INGREDIENTS HE *NEVER* ROLLS BETWEEN HIS THIGHS
As many fans of Gorko chef Rambo Bolillo’s world-famous cooking show know so well, he likes to roll a lot of ingredients between his massive thighs to tenderize and add flavor. But did you know […]
WAIT YOU AREN’T FINN WOLFHARD
Hey wait one second, now that we are out here in the light of day you are clearly NOT Finn Wolfhard. You don’t even resemble him! Why did you lie about that? And no you […]
WHEN WE WERE TUGBOATS
: ) Foto de Bernd Dittrich en Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
REPORT: FEAR STALKS AMERICANS AS SALES END IN SEPTEMBER
‘I haven’t even found any good polos yet. My polo game is in a bad situation. This is not good, not good.’
DON MARKENBALDI, LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSASSIN, MURDERS THIRD WIFE IN PEORIA
Don Markenbaldi has murdered again, and this time in his own backyard!