Local father Jeff told Gorko reporters this morning that he had been horrified to discover a bucket list in the dresser of his 14-year-old son Micah, as the list reportedly did not contain even a […]
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ENTRY LEVEL JOB ONLY REQUIRES 10 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
by Lizette Roman-Johnston The job market has never been better. Just take it from me, a fifty-year-old white man with seven degrees. I’ve been a little bored at home since my kids went off to […]
OH NO WE FORGOT TO FEED GRANDPA
I thought you fed Grandpa before we left. No I totally forgot. Dang, well he’s gotten into the trash again. My fault. I’ll clean it up. I wonder where he is now. Probably running with […]
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT SO THERE IS A BOAT FOR THE BOAT?
So let me get this straight, there is a boat for the boat? What are you saying about the boat in that case, that it might not float? This is nuts, look I think it […]
IT’S TEATIME TUESDAY
Correct another week in a row, old chap, that is to say that you called it, good show: It’s Teatime Tuesday! Take your burnt toast coffee and scrambled eggs and bacon and shove off, American […]
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INSIDER TAKE: THE BEST ALL-AROUND ADULT DIAPER FOR YOUR OVERSEAS FLIGHT
That big overseas trip is looming and like so many other adults your biggest source of anxiety is not your acute fear of flying, stress of endless security checkpoints, complete lack of skill with foreign […]
I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THE MAN WHO DIDN’T WASH HIS HANDS
On one (washed) hand, I can’t get out of that nasty public restroom fast enough for fear of contracting some disease. You’d think I’d be able to handle my dilemma. This wasn’t my first time using a public restroom.
TRAVELOGUE: WHEN IT IS NOT OKAY TO MAKE THAT REMARK ABOUT THE NETHERLANDS WITH YOUR DUTCH FRIENDS
That’s right, we have gone and made that quip about the Netherlands that has the potential to be so funny, so endearing under the right circumstances under the wrong circumstances.