‘Hold your horses, dude,’ the published astronomer replied, ‘it is not time for panic yet.
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OMG SOMEONE STUFFED ME INTO THIS CAR LIKE I WAS A BARBIE
But if I were Barbie could I do THIS?
END OF SUMMER FUN! PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES AND OTHER MAD CAPTIONS
Here are our favorite captions for a selection of the participating images.
WAR OF THE MEAT VASSALS DAY 3: MISTER CHATBOT DECLARES TOTAL VICTORY
Operation Meat Patty began just 3 days ago, with a total blitzkreig on all meat vassal positions.
The Lemondrop Dream Blog: The Last Tequila Sunrise?
‘Julia Frankenheimer-Fischer’ (not her real name) from Peoria writes…
WHY DOES HOUSE HOLOGRAM HOLLY LOOK SAD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
What is Holly’s earliest memory?
3 EASY SINGLE-SYLLABLE LIES FOR BUSY PARENTS
Just say YES, no matter what the context.
CAN THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY REALLY REPLACE INDOOR PLUMBING IN PEORIA?
When asked about the disposal process, Dr. F. simply pointed to his own newly installed Bucket Brigade Chute.
HEY WHO LET DIEGO RIVERA IN HERE
Windham cream, not paisley, Jorge, on the double.
GOT THE WEDNESDAY WENTS? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
What is Mister Banana’s favorite food?
ALMOST ART, MISTER CHATBOT! BUT INSTEAD IT IS JUST A BLUE EGG WEARING A CROWN SITTING IN A BOAT OF CHEESE
Mister Chatbot may indeed lack that artistic spark, that je ne sais quoi of the meat vassal painter.
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 HOW IMPORTANT IS 5
The Gorko polled 10 local residents using an amazing new polling tool, the 1 TO 10 SCALE, 10 being extremely important on the scale and 1 being not very important at all.