You know how it goes after every divorce, you have to get your things and put them in boxes and move them to a shabby little apartment across town until you can find another life […]
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REAL-LIFE VIGILANTES: WE TOOK THESE PEOPLE’S DOG AWAY
Sometimes enough is enough, and we mean buying a puppy for your eight-year-old, doing absolutely nothing for a calendar year to train it, and then tying it to a doghouse on your roof after it […]
GET IT TOGETHER: THIRD WHEEL RICKETY AND WOODEN LIKE THIS IS SOME KIND OF OREGON TRAIL COVERED WAGON
When we invited Toby along for the weekend we did not expect this kind of third wheel situation. Well we knew it might be a little bit awkward, especially if we had to get it […]
Book Excerpt: ‘Taffy Blonde: From Russia With A Makarov’ by Ian Mitchell
The 003RD book in the IAN MITCHELL SERIES. It is no mistake that Mitchell has been checking out stacks of Ian Fleming novels from the library under an assumed name. He is now calling himself […]
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE GROUCHY BARTENDER
It was one thing to get the grouchy shoe salesperson and the grouchy taxi driver. I even put up with the grouchy bellhop, rude waiter, unpleasant sommelier, and pissy booking agent. But I am putting […]
Upcoming Movie: ‘Christmas Confexxxion 3’
The latest Candycane Productions straight-to-DVD release, Christmas Confexxxion 3, is just in time for the holiday season, and boy are we gingerbready for this one. Starring Jane Cheddar and Clark Tony as Mrs. and Santa […]
HEARTWARMING: THE MOMENT THIS MERMAID’S MOST FERVENT WISH WAS ANSWERED
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QUICK SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN A STEAMING CUP OF TEA TO ENJOY
She is standing at the window right now with a look on her face that shouts introspection, nostalgia, a true wistful hankering. This is the deepest thinking of her entire week, and she is not […]
THIS PERSON’S PERSONAL BRAND IS SPL RANCH
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HEY WHY IS THERE NO VERMOUTH AT THIS SALAD BAR
It looks like all you have here, in fact, are vegetables. Photo by Jonathan Borba on Unsplash