Nasty look what Chet has gone and done, smeared this thing with his own personal juices.
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BIGFOOT HAD THE GOUT! FOOT SWOLLEN 3X NORMAL SIZE! ACTUALLY WEARS A SIZE 6
Confirmed Yetiboots, ‘The harmful lifestyle choices of the Bigfeet [sic] have been long documented by lumberjacks and native tribes in the Pacific Northwest.’
NOLCHA’S POOP SCOOP: NO MORE CHRISTMAS?
SEVERE STORM APPROACHING
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: WINDMILLS KILLED YOUR FATHER
Some lessons are harder than others, and although today’s lesson is pretty unfun, it just might save you from murder. Photo by Thomas Bormans on Unsplash you may also like…
WE NAMED OUR CHILD BRICKTOP AND THEY BULLIED HIM. COME ON BRICKTOP SHOW THEM WHAT YOU’RE MADE OF
They only scatter when I emerge from the side garden with my baton.
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GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: YOU BROKE YOUR MOM’S FIDDLE
Some lessons are harder than others, and although today’s lesson is pretty unfun, it just might save your mom’s fiddle. Photo by Kajetan Sumila on Unsplash you may also like…
ARE YOU THE SEX GRINCH? A HOLIDAY GUIDE
Would you feast on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast-beast, or is that something that you (the sex grinch) cannot stand in the least?
Upcoming Movie: ‘The Loin King’
A hundred years of peace has ended with the arrival of a rival claimaint to Mufaza the Twelfth’s Loin Throne, Uncle One-Eyed Jack.
FAMILY HOLIDAY STRESS INCREASES AS UNCLE TOBY’S THANKSGIVING DATE DESCRIBES OTHER SUGAR DADDY
Why did you bring a date to our family dinner, hissed Mom immediately after grace, refusing to pass ‘Asia’ the potatoes.