THERE IS A HAIRLESS TIGER IN YOUR FRIDGE DUDE

First of all that is NOT a tiger, it is a Terror Dog. It is a horned, quadrupedal demon known as the Keymaster and if you don’t watch out it will possess your body and bring you to full orgasm as you writhe suspended in midair above the bed.

No, it is NOT good sex.

What?

No, the Keymaster is not my girlfriend. My girlfriend is Gozer, you know this.

Hey, get me a beer while you’re in there.