Classic Gorko: ‘Frank Robinson, Resident Bag Lady’

Classic Gorko excerpts quoted from memory by a diehard fan of the old zine…

I’m pretty sure I still have my copy of the last one you issued


The one that contains the LARRY ANDERSON skit


THIS HAS BEEN THE LAST ISSUE OF THE GG. WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK:


FAT AL WHO KEEPS US ALL ON OUR TOES.


FRANK ROBINSON OUR RESIDENT BAG LADY, LARRY WHO KEEPS THE TOILETS CLEAN AND THE LIZARDS FED (AND THE TWO ARE ENTIRELY UNRELATED), ORVAL WATERCRACKERS WHO KEEPS US UPADTED ON THE PACKER GAMES, FRANK BOB AND JOE WHO DON’T, B.P.B(yours truly) WHO TEST RUNS THE ARTICLES, JERMERY GEE WHO RISKED LIFE AND LIMB WITH MR. MCFEELY, MICHELLE JUST TO BUG HER, MYSELF JUST FOR BEING ME!


Ah yes the good old GORKO GAZETTE (the idiot’s guide to perfection)

BRB, April 2021