Classic Gorko excerpts quoted from memory by a diehard fan of the old zine…
I’m pretty sure I still have my copy of the last one you issued
The one that contains the LARRY ANDERSON skit
THIS HAS BEEN THE LAST ISSUE OF THE GG. WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK:
FAT AL WHO KEEPS US ALL ON OUR TOES.
FRANK ROBINSON OUR RESIDENT BAG LADY, LARRY WHO KEEPS THE TOILETS CLEAN AND THE LIZARDS FED (AND THE TWO ARE ENTIRELY UNRELATED), ORVAL WATERCRACKERS WHO KEEPS US UPADTED ON THE PACKER GAMES, FRANK BOB AND JOE WHO DON’T, B.P.B(yours truly) WHO TEST RUNS THE ARTICLES, JERMERY GEE WHO RISKED LIFE AND LIMB WITH MR. MCFEELY, MICHELLE JUST TO BUG HER, MYSELF JUST FOR BEING ME!
BRB, April 2021
Ah yes the good old GORKO GAZETTE (the idiot’s guide to perfection)