Category: Classic Gorko
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CLASSIC GORKO: Serious And Devoted Contemplation Of Modern Roads And Roadkill
Gorko lore, from our archives to your breakfast table.
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CLASSIC GORKO: MORE FROM THE AMMNER WHITCKET NEWSPAGE
Gorko lore, from our archives to your breakfast table.
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CLASSIC GORKO: THE FACES OF YOUR FRIENDS
We are looking forward to seeing the faces of your friends.
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Classic Gorko: ‘The World Stinks’
No one should have to read, that is be subjected to an entire article from the archive bowels of the old humor print zine, brainchild of a child. And yet, had the jokes been any good, you can kind of…
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Classic Gorko: Dennis & Quade Dental Associates
This smile is a registered trademark of Dennis & Quade Dental Associates and may not be used in any way, shape or form without their written authorization.
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Classic Gorko: WOULDN’T YOU LOVE TO BELONG TO THIS SMILE?
SPONSORED BY DENNIS & QUAID DENTAL ASSOCIATES
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Classic Gorko: RECRUITMENT DEPARTMENT NATIONAL NERD NETWORK
Send your name, age, address, and hobbies to…
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Classic Gorko: NATIONAL NERD NETWORK
IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN YOU WERE SUCH A LOSER can be purchased by sending $1.00 to the editor.
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Classic Gorko: the GOOD, the BAD, and the CRAZee
THE GORKO GAZETTE’S 1994 COLLECTION OF ALL – MERRY CHRISTMAS (Just kidding)
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Classic Gorko: Answers to FAQs About Celebrities in Harness
What’s the difference between a rock star celebrity and a normal celebrity?
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Classic Gorko: Answers to FAQs About Celebrities in Harness
No one should have to read, that is be subjected to an entire article from the archive bowels of the old humor print zine, brainchild of a child. And yet, CELEBRITIES IN HARNESS. TGG, Summer 2022 you may also like…
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Classic Gorko: Espresso Sports
No one should have to read, that is be subjected to an entire article from the archive bowels of the old humor print zine, brainchild of a child. And yet, ESPRESSO SPORTS. the gorko gazette, SPRING 2022 you may also…
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THE GORKO 2021 ROUNDUP – HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Since we are roughly halfway through 2022, let’s take a look back over last year’s Gorko favorites.
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Classic Gorko: ‘Mr. Burt is the Unabomper, father of many great bompings’
Father of many great bompings.
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Classic Gorko: HAND PACKED BY BRENDA
No one should have to read, that is be subjected to an entire article from the archive bowels of the old humor print zine, brainchild of a child. But who was Brenda? THE GORKO GAZETTE, SUMMER 2021
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Classic Gorko: ‘Barns-With-Green-Roofs-Society’
No one should have to read, that is be subjected to an entire article from the archive bowels of the old humor print zine, brainchild of a child. And yet, the farmer/parent’s name is Farmer ‘Slash’ Parent. Har har. THE…
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Classic Gorko: ‘What is the difference between celebrities and mules?’
No one should have to read, that is be subjected to an entire article from the archive bowels of the old humor print zine, brainchild of a child. And yet, what IS the difference between celebrities and mules? the gorko…
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Classic Gorko: ‘Frank Robinson, Resident Bag Lady’
Classic Gorko excerpts quoted from memory by a diehard fan of the old zine… I’m pretty sure I still have my copy of the last one you issued The one that contains the LARRY ANDERSON skit THIS HAS BEEN THE…
