I am the apartment manager of this complex so look I am going to call the police if you do not move your stupid car out of the special needs parking spot in three seconds flat, mister.
No, you know what, I am not even going to call the police.
Yeah, so that used to be your piñata.
You should count yourself lucky.
Get out of here.
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