‘Siempre he querido ser su vecino,’ he told reporters, going on to explain that he had been forced for financial reasons to move to Mexico and pick up a counter job in Churubusco.
‘All jobs are important,’ he said in a soothing voice, carefully wrapping chorizo sandwiches with his coworker Guadalupe, ‘and we should all be proud of what we do’ (we translate).
Fred said that he now speaks exclusively in Spanish, because he is in Mexico.
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Toby was so mad about eating the sunscreen that he went for what he thought was the squeeze tube of sunscreen, which was actually the squeeze tube of mayonnaise, and, well.