MISTER ROGERS SPOTTED BEHIND COUNTER IN MEXICAN LIQUOR N GROCERY

‘Siempre he querido ser su vecino,’ he told reporters, going on to explain that he had been forced for financial reasons to move to Mexico and pick up a counter job in Churubusco.

‘All jobs are important,’ he said in a soothing voice, carefully wrapping chorizo sandwiches with his coworker Guadalupe, ‘and we should all be proud of what we do’ (we translate).

Fred said that he now speaks exclusively in Spanish, because he is in Mexico.

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