By all reports Uncle Toby showed up 7 minutes late to his second date with Mildred Vazcenkl from the office and she was not impressed.
‘Seven minutes late and not even carrying roses,’ she texted furiously to her best friend and confidante Roby Pitts, who immediately dropped everything she was doing and exulted, ‘AYFKMWTS?????????????????’ which is to say, so much for that post-cappuccino smooch.
‘IKR,’ replied Mildred, as Toby said something stupid and fidgeted with the pockets of his khaki slacks, ‘MTF…………’
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