It has come to the attention of The Gorko that Spike French, our long-time friend and reader, has proooooo-obably guzzled about two liters of bleach, for some unknown reason, but insists that he is calling to inquire for a friend.
So now the question is, what is going to happen to Spike’s friend? We told Spike that his friend would probably suffer excruciating intestinal cramps, begin puking up blood, and then die sooner or later, but to be honest we haven’t even googled it yet.
Sure hope Spike’s friend makes it.
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