Have you been hearing voices when you sit down at the breakfast table telling you to commit atrocities against your own mother and father? Do you frequently lose consciousness while brushing your teeth in front of the mirror, and find yourself running from a crazy man inside a snowy labyrinth? Is the owner of the voice that warns you a small boy named Tony? Does Tony live in your mouth?
If so, then we have good news for you. Call 1-800-WUNLAND to consult with one of our experts. In the meantime, stay OUT of room 237. They ain’t nothing in there for you.