WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE IS TOBY

Reports circulating earlier this week that wherever you went, there was Toby have been confirmed by Gorko sources Nadira and Aisha.

‘We were in the grocery store the other day and, yep, there was Toby,’ Nadira told reporters.

‘Yeah, and and the same day we were at the hardware store and Toby was standing right by the counter, like just being a creep,’ Aisha added.

‘And today we went to soccer practice and Toby was sitting on a bench at the SAME PARK,’ Nadira confirmed.

‘Then later we saw him walking without moving his arms,’ Aisha added, ‘over by the, well downtown.’

Nadira confirmed that Toby continues to walk around the city center without moving his arms.

‘Wherever you go, there is Toby,’ she said disdainfully.

Please report any Toby sightings to The Gorko or local police immediately.

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