Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bras.
If you are like most poets, you like to look good while you work out. But a lot of amateur, unpublished authors don’t go the tiny little extra distance they need to look seriously fucking hot. That’s right, we are talking about strapping on a Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bra.
Here are three reasons why you should get Scoop-Twisting today:
1. Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bras aren’t just for your (man) boobs — they also look good from behind.
2. Charlie Sheen wears a Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bra to his gym in Malibu, so you should too.
3. In AMERICA Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bras come in more than eight colors, so you can mix ‘n’ match with your favorite workout bottoms and tennies!
SCOOPED Twist Back Duplex SUPPORT WORKOUT BRAS LOOK GOOD FROM ALMOST EVERY ANGLE
Full frontal, full rear, bird’s eye, from the floor, there is simply no angle from which your new Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bras will not knock their socks off.
IF IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR CHARLIE SHEEN, IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
Don’t do it. Do not double guess the fashion sense of the rich and famous. I mean this is Richard ‘Ditch’ Brodie we are talking about, come on.
Even Americans WEAR Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bras
Don’t be the Drab Debbie of the spinning class! Strap yourself into a hot pink or purple Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bra and you can kiss those under-the-breath backstabbing comments goodbye. Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bras even comes in chartreuse!
Take a minute out of your busy schedule and go to scoopedtwistbackduplexsupportworkoutbra.com today. Enter promo code TEDDY for 5% off any purchase!
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