Category: Themes
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The Theme of the Week is Sports Chafing
Elizabeth Barret Browning was famous for her hot zumba rashes, of which she complains in Sonnets to the Portuguese XIX.
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The Theme of the Week is Buttermilk
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Buttermilk.
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The Theme of the Week is Challenging Dinosaurs
The guide to this week’s Theme is designed to eliminate fear of Challenging Dinosaurs. So spread your Cearadactylus wings and make like a Ramphorhynchus!
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The Theme of the Week is 404 Not Found
Ask yourself, is Melanie the kind of poet who would be permalinking where she shouldn’t have been a-permalinking?
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The Theme of the Week ith Whe Yo Acthidentally Bie Yo Owe Tongue
No Tcharlie neva bieth heeth owe tongue.
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The Theme of the Week Is What to Do When Your Bestie Reaps The Lost Souls Of Your Immediate Family
When it started back in late October of 2024, this reaping of lost souls, you shrugged it off as one of Derek’s little quirks.
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GORKO IS GAME FOR THE NEW YEAR
Let The Gorko help you make the final festivities of your year the most memorable.
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EVEN MORE GORKO GAMES FOR THE HOLIDAYS
The blindfolded player then has five seconds to lick the Fresh Magic Pad™ and determine the correct flavor (sweet, sour, or ‘finger’).
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MORE GORKO GAMES FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Three new games that are guaranteed to get people talking about what is going on at your place in Peoria.
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The Theme of the Week is When A Boy Named Kevin Almost Drinks From Your Martini
You straight up missed the chance of a lifetime, hon.
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The Theme of the Week is Mascara
But why do you have to blacken the lashes, too, as you ride the number 18 bus downtown?
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The Theme of the Week is Missing: Lost At The Zoo
Little David Greener, of course, generally goes missing in the Snake House.
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The Theme of the Week is UAPs
Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (U.A.P.) is the Pentagon’s latest working acronym for ‘submerged and trans-medium objects,’ replacing the antiquated term Unidentified Flying Object (U.F.O.).
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The Theme of the Week is Tessellation Nation
This hurly-burly can best be described by this week’s Theme: we have in effect become a Tessellation Nation.
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The Theme of the Week is Leprechauns Jump Up In My Belfry
Rude and naughty are these Leprechauns Up In My Belfry.
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The Theme of the Week is Super Bowl XXXI
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Desmond Howard set a kickoff return yard record of 99 yards, And so did not you!
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The Theme of the Week is Mad Scientist Clones Man Puppet
The real monster in this week’s theme in the Mad Scientist.
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The Theme of the Week is Chickadees Inside Our Damn Bonnet
The Chickadees seem determined to defend their turf, which is the top of our head.
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The Theme of the Week is Lucky Breaks
Lucky Breaks always happen when things are looking bleakest, as in your life now.
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The Theme of the Week is When You Realize You Are Wearing Too Much Robe For Taco Bell
JUST GOOD OLD-FASHIONED VANILLA-FLAVORED AMERICANA FOLKS
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The Theme of the Week is Ronnie And Sally Sittin In A Tree
JUST GOOD OLD-FASHIONED VANILLA-FLAVORED AMERICANA FOLKS
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The Theme of the Week is Fudge Fanny On Floor Four
‘The basement is too far to go for Fudge Fanny’s fudge,’ read the famous memo.
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The Theme of the Week is Crouched Behind Bushes With A Garden Hose
Crouch Behind Some Bushes With A Garden Hose and take advantage of the true drenching power of your Jassick Super Blaster 3000 high-pressure water nozzle.
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The Theme of the Week is The Glass Is Half Empty
You have to go through half air to get to the good part because The Glass Is Half Empty.
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The Theme of the Week is When The Tomato Falls Out Of Your Sandwich
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme, just in time for picnic season, is When The Tomato Falls Out Of Your Sandwich. Many poets who stand up every day under the…
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The Theme of the Week is Fingernails Down A Chalkboard
Many poets like to have people’s attention all of the time, but short of carrying a wine glass and salad fork around with you everywhere, how can it be gotten?
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The Theme of the Week is Regifted Fruitcake
Many poets, staggering through the front door after a large holiday celebration with family or in-laws upstate, overwhelmed by a pile of Regifted Fruitcakes, sink into a morass of despair.
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The Theme of the Week is Homemade Eggnog
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme, just in time for the holidays, is Homemade Eggnog. Many poets forget about the real meaning of Christmas while bustling about doing shopping, putting…
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The Theme of the Week is Getting One Up On The Joneses
You can stop feeling crushed and small, because this week’s theme is all about Getting One Up On The Joneses.
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The Theme of the Week is Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bras
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bras. If you are like most poets, you like to look good while you work out. But…
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The Theme of the Week is Fruit
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Fruit. This week’s Theme has me extremely excited, guys. I don’t know what you think of corned beef hash or the truckloads of…
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This Week’s Theme is Antibacterial Gel
As more and more poets are vaccinated against the COVID-19 virus, many will begin to experience a strange nostalgia for the year that was 2020-21, with its masks, chlorine doormats, oxygen tanks, and of course Antibacterial Gel.
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The Theme of the Week is Muscle Cars
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Muscle Cars. This week’s Theme is extremely important in the work of many modernist and contemporary poets. That’s right, it is Muscle Cars.…
