Crouch Behind Some Bushes With A Garden Hose and take advantage of the true drenching power of your Jassick Super Blaster 3000 high-pressure water nozzle.
You have to go through half air to get to the good part because The Glass Is Half Empty.
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme, just in time for picnic season, is When The Tomato Falls Out Of Your Sandwich. Many poets who stand […]
The guide to this week’s Theme is designed to eliminate fear of Challenging Dinosaurs. So spread your Cearadactylus wings and make like a Ramphorhynchus!
Many poets like to have people’s attention all of the time, but short of carrying a wine glass and salad fork around with you everywhere, how can it be gotten?
Many poets, staggering through the front door after a large holiday celebration with family or in-laws upstate, overwhelmed by a pile of Regifted Fruitcakes, sink into a morass of despair.
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme, just in time for the holidays, is Homemade Eggnog. Many poets forget about the real meaning of Christmas while […]
You can stop feeling crushed and small, because this week’s theme is all about Getting One Up On The Joneses.
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bras. If you are like most poets, you like to look good […]
Elizabeth Barret Browning was famous for her hot zumba rashes, of which she complains in Sonnets to the Portuguese XIX.