Rumor has it the local Pancake House out past Menards has been serving their eggs sunny side up to customers who specifically order them over easy.

‘This is a travesty and has to be addressed,’ bitched local cop Sheila after being asked to be quoted anonymously, oooooooops. ‘I mean look at this, this so-called sunny side up egg AND I ONLY WANTED ONE TO GO WITH MY BACON AND TOAST has been flipped. Flipped and fried on both sides. No good.’

The bacon and toast, however, were reportedly exactly what the customer ordered, and happily devoured.

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