USE ‘NIPPLE’ IN A SENTENCE WHILE WALKING A HIGHWIRE OVER NIAGARA FALLS, I DARE YA

I’ll bet you can’t use the word ‘nipple’ in a sentence while at the same time crossing Niagara Falls on a highwire, balancing pole or otherwise. You just aren’t that good with words.

I bet you can’t recite God Bless America backwards while doing a jump off the roof of your house with your unicycle. You aren’t made tough like that, phrasemaker.

There is no way in heck you could compose a limmerick while also landing a crippled 747 blindfolded.

Yep, those days are past for you.

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