NEW ‘SUPER COLD’ REPORTEDLY SUPER UPBEAT AND FUN

The so-called new ‘super cold’ that has been spreading across Great Britain and northern Europe this fall is supposedly an extremely happy and fun experience, the European Commission on Public Health (ECPH) reported earlier this week.

‘THE ECPH decided to give the new ‘super cold’ its name because by all reports people are really enthusiastic about catching the new viral infection from England,’ ECPH spokesperson Melisa Flaubert O’Crann told reporters. ‘I can’t wait to try it out myself.’

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